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Total Drama Chef - Fifth Season Blues ~ Part 2

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A/N: Hey guys! Its the second episode. it is on the short side (unintended as I did not realize their was so little left to add in the second part). But I promise that won't be a normal thing. I hope you'll still like it. Enter disclaimer here.

Now on with the show!


FIFTH SEASON BLUES ~ PART 2

Dawn somehow sighed happily underwater as she saw the beautiful life dance around her. The toxic waste had been removed entirely and everything had all but returned to normal. From the sea weed dancing to the large schools of fish swimming by, it all looked lovely.

DAWN: Nature is beautiful. Sometimes I wish I could just live with nature all the time.

As the moonchild swam around, she came across a little fish that she sensed was looking for his daddy. She listened to the fishes cries and agreed to help the little thing. She looked to the creature's aura and after she had memorized it, looked for auras that were similar. The light blonde sensed something west and gestured for the fish to follow her. As they fought the current they found a small sea ditch covered with algae. Inside was an old hair gel package, the kind Chris always used. Stuck inside was the young fish's father. Dawn was very determined to free the poor soul and using her small fingers was able to maneuver the thing out, freeing him forever. As the happy reunion took place, Dawn put the gel bottle in her skirt, so no creature would ever get stuck in it again. The fish gave off such aura of thankfulness that Dawn was overjoyed.

The joy, unfortunately, was abruptly ended as something big jumped into the sea and grabbed Dawn. That something was Mama DJ and spanked the nature-lover three times. Dawn almost drowned but got to air quick enough where she gasped for breath. Up on the shore was B, who had been found minutes before.

"Oh why must you destroy the tranquility of nature?" Dawn pouted and crossed her arms.

"Enjoy the tranquility of the mess hall where all the losers go!" Mama DJ shot back, "Because that's what you are."

Dawn just sighed and got out of the water. As she walked on she had some sadness in her. B felt it and ran over and gave her a hug and pat on the head.

"Huh?" the moonchild was a bit startled at first by the hug. But when she saw who it was her aura went 'awwwww', "Oh, B why are you doing this?"

B just shrugged and blushed a little bit.

DAWN: /swooning with her eyes shut./ I suppose he gave me that hug because I was sad. Perhaps I am not the only one here who can sense people's feelings. /giggles./

B: /blows on his fist then wipes it on his jacket, winking at the camera.

MAMA DJ: /crying./ I saw the whole thing. It was so romantic and beautiful. Those young ones need to cherish that love. Gurl, I ship them!


DJ sat on his branch as he waited for the challenge to be over.

"Ahh..." the teddy bear let down his new tough guy exterior to enjoy the nature around him. One piece of nature came in the form of a squirrel, an insanely cute and fluffy little squirrel.

"Aww, look at you." DJ cooed as he pet the creature.

"Well son, looks like your not so tough after all." Mama DJ chuckled on the ground below. This scared the living daylights out of DJ, causing him to smack the poor squirrel of the tree.

"No!" DJ shrieked in regret, "Mama, why'd you make me do that?!"

"I am not making you do nothing except fall out of this tree."

"And how will you do that? Are you gonna climb up here?"

"Nope." Mama DJ smirked and pulled out a chainsaw. Despite DJ's screams of fear, his mommy brought that tree, and subsequently her son, down to the forest floor.

"Ow..." DJ winced as he rubbed his head. He felt more pain in his butt as it was brutally spanked three times.

"Report to the mess hall, dear." she commanded, "You're a loser! But still a winner at heart."

"No need to make me feel good Ma." DJ rolled his eyes as he walked away, "I am not some little kid anymore."

MAMA DJ: What has happened to my smoochy poo? He's not accepting my loving compliments anymore! /growls./

DJ: /sighs./ Why won't my Mama just leave me be? I'm a young man now!


Brick and Anne Maria were very tired after sprinting through the forest for so long and decided to stop.

"Well..." Anne Maria panted, "I think we've gone far enough."

"Affirmative." Brick gasped before he collapsed on his face.

"Oh goodness!" the tanned girl gasped as she rushed to his aid, You okay, Brick baby?"

"Yes ma'am." the cadet affirmed, "Just tired. Haven't ran like that since boot camp. You could certainly dominate me in a race."

"Pffft. Naw, you just needed some practice. You seem pretty brawny."

"Well, um, thank you! Thank you a lot! You a very pretty young woman, who seems kind."

Anne Maria blushed a bit at the compliment.

ANNE MARIA: Maybe I was wrong about Brick. Maybe he is attractive in a way.

Right as Brick was about to stand back up, someone grabbed his legs and dragged him into the bushes. This caused the jersey girl to scream louder than the spanking the unibrowed solider received.

"Run!" Brick insisted, "Its DJ's mom!"

"Don't give her hints! Report to the mess hall since you are now a loser. An honorable one, but still a loser." Mama DJ said as she climbed out of the bushes. But by the time she had already done so, Anne Maria had taken Brick's advice and ran off.

BRICK: Run on, Anne Maria. You are an honorable solider whom I'm glad to have on my team. /salutes./


"Now this is good eating!" Izzy cackled as she downed another bag of M n' M's. Eva, however, looked like she was gonna throw up.

"Ugh." she groaned as she put down a bag of cheese puffs, "I think I ate too much. STUPID CHEESE PUFFS BEING TO FREAKING DELICIOUS!"

As the angry psycho laid a redundant beat-down on the chip bag, Izzy cheered her on.

"Yeah! Go Eva! Show that trans-fat coated beatifulness who's boss!"

After laying down the last swing Eva sighed with a bit of sad frustration.

"Izzy?"

"Yeah?"

"Do you think I'm too angry and mean?

"Well that is not a fun question." Izzy thought, "Well, Izzy thinks your're just fine! Other people may think so, though. Why?"

"I don't know." the muscle buff grunted as she got up to wash off her stained hands, "I just feel as if-"'

Her development as a person abruptly ended when the sink she went to was, unfortunately for him, occupied by Tyler who had been there earlier.

"What the?!"

"Eva? Was that you eating?" Tyler asked in his pretzel position, 'You sounded like you were tearing apart someone!"

"What?!" Eva snarled, 'Are you saying I'm such a psycho I'd be mauling someone?!"

"What?" The brunette went wide-eyed in fear, No no no, I just was-"

"WELL SHUT UP YOU PATHETIC MORON!" the girl said as she grabbed Tyler and through him out the window, "YOU KNOW NOTHING!"

"Okay." Izzy began as they ignored Tyler cries and a swat sound, "If you don't want to be considered an angry weirdo, you soooo shouldn't do that."

"Yeah." Eva sighed, "I know... Iz, do you think you'd be able to help me out? You know, to get calmer?"

"Like of course!" the red-head agreed as they stood up, 'You are like, my best friend here! I'd totally help you."

"Thanks." Eva actually smiled and gave the crazy a hug, who warmly accepted it back. They unfortunately did this at the wrong time as DJ's mother discovered them and swatted their fannies.

"Whoa, you got us." Izzy laughed as she broke the hug.

"I did and that means you've lost! So get over it and head to the mess hall." the spanker shouted, "I ought to swat you extra for making me lose my spoon!"

"I am okay with, to be honest. Eva smirked as they left, 'I surprising don't really feel like raging."

"See!" Izzy beamed, 'Your already learning!"


Fifteen of the campers had been discovered by Mama DJ, as there were fifteen losers chilling out in the mess hall. The room had been forcefully divided in two. The table by the door was for the Screaming Coconuts, and the one by the kitchen was the table for the Killer Apples.

"Hush now." DJ said as he rocked Lightning in one arm and fed him powder protein in the other, "Please, please don't cry anymore. no one wants to hear you."

Brick and Bridgette were having a nice conversation about teamwork.

"I can't tell you how refreshing it is that I have a teammate who is actually nice and normal." Bridgette smiled.

"I hear ya." Brick smiled, "Sometimes its hard to keep your head in the game when people are giving you a hard time. But you seem like a strong person. You'll get through this game fine."

"Aw, thanks Brick." the blonde smiled even larger, "Hopefully my clumsiness won't cause us to lose any challenges."

"I am pretty sure it won't. Besides, we all make mistakes."

"Hey you two." Heather approached.

"No, we do not want to be in an alliance." the surfer girl informed flatly.

"I'm not asking you for an alliance!" the queen bee responded, "I just wanted to asked if you have noticed that those losers-"

"Don't call my men losers." Brick demanded.

"You know what, screw you guys!" Heather fired as she stormed off.

"Is she always like that Bridgette?"

"Unfortunately yes."

As their conversation continued, Sam was sitting on the opposite end, still in his own little world. The Screaming Apples were having a decent enough time. B and Dawn had taken a nap and were leaning on each other. Lindsay was looking through photos of her on the wiki with Sierra.

"Oh my gosh I look so cute in that pic!" the blonde squealed as another snapshot came on the screen, "Ewww, but I do not look good in that one."

"Oh you look fine." Sierra said, "Oh look, another vandal, better aler- Dang it! Thant phoniex guy beat me to it! Again!"

Cody was rocking out to his tunes on his contraband ipod, looking like more of a dork than usual.

"Hey Noah." Izzy greeted as she creeped up upon him, "Whatcha doing?"

"Reading Moby Dick." Noah answered, accustomed to Izzy sneaking up on him.

"Ooo! You have a potty mouth!"

"What do you want Izzy? You clearly want something."

"That is correct! Give the egghead a prize! Izzy wants to know if you will help Eva with her anger issues. Your sarcasm can help her test her patience"

"Iron woman wants to work on her social skills?" Noah retorted as she looked to her and Tyler, the two having a push up contest, "Eh, why not."

"Really? You're saying yes just like that?"

"Um, yeah."

"I'm surprised you didn't put up a fight and start crying about how it was too much effort."

IZZY: That was easy! /bites her arm./

NOAH: What can I say? Their the only real friends I have except for Owen who isn't even here. So I'm fine helping out. Have nothing better to do... and does my head really look that much like an egg? /Feels head in self-consciousness./


"And then we will take Brick with us to the final three, where we will tease him into despair." Staci explained, "And then he will be so insecure that he will lose whatever challenge. And that will lead us into the final two where we'll split the prize money. Sound good?"

"Yeah, eh! We are gonna show them who the real losers are." Ezekiel grinned, "But do you think our tactics are a bit much?"

"Huh? Yah, I guess so. But who cares?"

"I know, but isn't eliminating Heather by framing her for blowing up an orphanage over the top, eh? How would that even work?"

"Zeke, you gotta-"

"I think maybe we should just-"

"Zeke!" Staci shouted, "You need to not be afraid to get ruthless. Anyone whose anything in this game has been. While your point about our plans for Heather are true, and we'll change them, you shouldn't even give a crap. My mother never did and neither do those idiots that are our competition. If they don't care, why should you care?! Have you forgotten how everyone left you to die as a zombie-like thing?!"

"... you are right. What was I thinking, eh." the homeschooled spat, "Let's show them what we first boots are really made of."

As they both cackled, another cackle came up from the trees as Mama DJ jumped upon and then spanked them.

"What the heck, eh!" Ezekiel cringed from the pain of the crushing.

"Report to the mess hall, ya losers."

"Yah, yah." Staci grumbled as she and her alliance partner walked away, "And I thought I was fat...


ANNE MARIA: /enters the confessional./ Oh good, no one's here. I'll just stay in here and hide from Mama DJ. She's probs already looked in here. /takes out hairspray from poof./ Plus I could spray my poof without botherin' nobody! I have lungs of steel after all. /As the gurl sprays her hair, the sound of it luers Mama DJ into the confessional booth. and she come in. Anne Maria doesn't notice that she is spanked thrice because of tall the hairspray in the air. Mama DJ shakes her to get her attention./ What da?! How'd you find me?!

MAMA DJ: Doesn't matter child! Report to the mess hall of loserdom! /As the woman pointed towards the door, Anne Maria groaned and left./


As Anne Maria came to the mess hall with the stench of losing, Jo had watched her. Everyone she had seen swimming with her as the teens came on the island had showed up, and her team she thought should have won by now.

"Hey, what gives? The last loser from the other team came in a while ago" Jo ranted. But what the poor girl did not realize is that the last Screaming Coconut had not yet been found, but Mama knew this.

"Gurl, shut your mouth." Mama DJ commanded as she climbed up to the roof.

"Um, I don't need help down, old lady." the jockette sneered.

"You will when you start crying that you went and lost the challenge!"

"What?! I'm the only one you haven't spanked! my team should have won!"

"That's where you're wrong, brat! there is one I have not spanked. And he's about to win."


As DJ's mother revealed this fact a coconut washed up onto the shores of Wawanakwa. And not just any regular coconut, but Mr. Coconut.

JO: I forgot about the stupid coconut?! /rages./


"And Mr. Coconut wins for the Screaming Coconuts!" Chef announced. This caused the nine other members of the team to cheer. B even did the bernie in celebration.

"We did it Tyler!" Lindsay squealed as she and him began to make out.

"Fist bump?" Cody offered Noah. The bookworm looked at the fist offered to him and rolled his eyes before accepting. Directly after, Izzy glomped his egghead.

"Do we have rewards this season?" Sierra asked.

"LOL, nope. Just be happy with winning you ungrateful brats!" Chef commanded.

TYLER: We won, bros! This is awesome!

EVA: My team has no excuse for losing. If the coconut can dominate, we all can dominate. /smirks./ And dominate we will.

The losing tam, obviously, did not take part in their joy.

"We lost?!" Lightning gasped,"No! SHA-WAAAH!"

"Um..." Bridgette said as he awkwardly bent down and patted Lightning's back, "There, there."

"I would just like to point out that me and Staci should not be voted out first, eh." Ezekiel stated, "As we we're one of the last people to get caught."

"Yah." Staci nodded as if on cue, "We losers did better than most of you more experienced players."

"While there is no need to boast." Brick narrowed his eyes, "I feel they are correct. They did do exceptionally well as did Jo and Anne Maria. I wouldn't vote them off."

HEATHER: Whatever, their still losers on the social scale.

"Man, I almost forgot that we have to vote people off." DJ snapped his fingers, "I don't want to vote anyone off. You're all great people."

"Well I don't know about you guys, but Lightning thinks you all should get the boot." the jock said as his sadness turned to annoyance, "You are all losers. How could you let the team down!"

"Um, jockstrap." Jo reminded as she smacked him upside the head, "You lost first!"

"That was a fluke!" Lightning insisted, "That old woman is just prejudiced towards darker skinned people!"

"Dude, you do realize she has dark skin too? Right?" DJ questioned.

"Umm..." The arrogant loser even realized the problem with that statement, "... well, whatever! I'm still a strong player! I just... I just let my guard down I sha-guess. But it won't sha-happen again! Please don't vote me off."

"Beggin' won't get ya nowhere, hon." Anne Maria said. This caused Lightning not to run off screaming and crying, but to walk away with his head hung low.

BRIDGETTE: Normally I don't feel bad about voting off poor sports, and Lightning is clearythe poorest sport of all. But something about his sadness seemed deeper than just losing. As if some outside force was afflicting him. Hmmm... I'll talk to Dawn about this later.

SAM: /wanders in./ Woot! Woot! A new and improved high score! /wanders out./

"Well I think we all agree on who to vote off tonight." Jo nodded.

"Agreed." Brick responded, "Lighting must go. I hate to say so, but I hope he understands its due to his attitude."

"But must he?" Staci wondered, "I mean, he is an annoying idiot, but he did have a point about being a strong player. We could use his brute strength in some challenges."

"Well then who do you think we should vote off?" Heather sneered, "Miss-Chatty-first-boot."

Staci and Ezekiel looked at the each other and grinned, "Well..."

HEATHER: /surprised and wide-eyed./ For two useless wastes of cells they really had good reasoning behind their choice. Plus, I hate that kind of person anyways. Like, hate, hate.


The moon was full as the ten members of the Killer Apples sat at the bonfire, ready for the elimination ceremony. Ezekiel and Staci sat in the very back, and they gave evil smirks to each other. Bridgette, sitting next to them, noticed this and raised an eyebrow. Sam was sitting to the right, still playing his Pac-Man game. Heather was sitting next to the gamer, filing her nail as she impatiently waited for the ceremony to start. DJ sat in the front with Brick and Anne Maria, who were chatting it up. This chatting was noticed by Jo, who was next to a worried Lightning.

LIGHTNING: I am sha-worried. What if they send me home? I can't fail pops again! I don't think he'd allow it!

JO: Why's Jersey Girl and Brick chumming it up together? Are they forming an alliance? Hmm...

Chef finally showed up and took his place at the podium, holding a tray of cookies.

"Welcome campers, to your first elimination ceremony. You kids have all done this before, if I call your name and give you this immunity cookie, your safe. If you do not get you name called, you will not get a cookie and will be eliminated from the competition. And I don't lie like Chris, so when I say you are never coming back, your NEVER coming back."

"How are we leaving this season?" DJ asked, "Is it the boat of losers or something?"

"Or is it the catapult, yah?" Staci added.

"Actually no." the veteran laughed, it's a giant toilet. When you are eliminated you will be flushed down the flush of shame where the pipes should send you directly to Playa de Losers."

"That is disgusting." Heather gagged, "Luckily, I shouldn't have to ever ride it."

"Don't hold your breath." Jo reminded. The queen bee glared back at her.

HEATHER: What is she insinuating? Oh she is so going down!

"Alright, I will pass out the cookies! The first two goes to...

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Anne Maria and Ezekiel."

Aw yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about!" the jersey girl cheered.

"I'm not out first." Ezekiel happily stuttered, "I'M NOT OUT FIRST, EH? YES!"

"Um, duh." Staci rolled her eyes, "Were you expecting to after today's performance?"

"Sorry, eh." the Canadian settled down, "I guess I still just can't believe it."

"Silence!" Chef shouted, "The rest of the cookies go to DJ...

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Heather...

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Brick...

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and Jo."

Lightning and Sam sat in the bottom two. The former was shaking and sweating in total fear and worry while the latter still didn't even realize he was on Total Drama Chef.

"Boys." Hatchet said as he held up the last cookie, "The last person safe tonight is...

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Lightning."

"Sha-phew!" Lightning sighed in relief as he caught his cookie, "You guys should be sha-thankful, you almost lost your strongest player."

"Oh, just give it a few ceremonies, eh." Ezekiel evilly smiled. Sam wasn't even disappointed, he was still totally oblivious to everything.

"Sam, it is time to go." the host informed as he walked up to the gamer.

"Yeah sure okay." Sam nodded, not paying the slightest bit of attention. To this apathy Chef growled and picked up Sam by his collar, dragged him down the dock of shame and threw him into the giant toilet.

"Farewell Sam!" Brick saluted, "I would say you played a good game here, but you really didn't. So I hope you played a good video game."

"Take care!" Bridgette waved, "And good luck riding the flush of shame, yuck."

"Yeah, whatevs." Sam ignored as he concentrated harder. Chef took out a button, pushed it, and Sam the Nice Guy Gamer was flushed away.

"And that concludes the first bon-fire ceremony, now go to your beds and sleep! You got a long day tomorrow!"

JO: /punches palm/ Bring it on old man. Bring. it. On.

CHEF HATCHET: I'm doomed. I have no idea what I'm gonna do tomorrow for the game. I literally practiced everything I did today for six months in front of the mirror. I have no challenges or twists planned at all... I hope I still get my paycheck. Anyways, I might as well close out the episode right here and now. Uh, will all the things that happened today escalate tomorrow? Who else will be eliminated? And will I get Mama DJ out of my hair? Find out next time on Total... Drama... Chef!

STACI: Sam was useless. If me and Zeke are to win this competition, are team can't keep losing. And having him focus on nothing but video games will not help our cause. Plus, he voted me out last season, so I'm getting myself a helping of revenge. And it won't stop with him, I will have my revenge on everyone. Everyone still thinks I'm just annoying old Staci, the mouth blabber. But they do not know what I have in store, mark my words. I will have my revenge. BWAHAHAHAHA!

Anne Maria: Lightning

Brick: Lightning

Bridgette: Lightning

DJ: Lightning

Ezekiel: Sam

Heather: Sam

Jo: Sam

Lightning: Sam

Sam: No Vote

Staci: Sam

Sam: 5

Lightning: 4

SCREAMING COCONUTS: Noah, Cody, Tyler, B, Mr. Coconut, Eva, Izzy, Dawn, Sierra, and Lindsay

KILLER APPLES: Brick, Lightning, Ezekiel, DJ, Staci, Anne Maria, Jo, Bridgette, and Heather

ELIMINATED: Sam


A/N: Did you like it? I hope so. Once again sorry for the length and the obvious elimination. Please review and have a wonderful day! God bless you guys! :)

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BeekerMaroo777's avatar
*if I was watching this with both DJ & his mom*
*Bawn scene*
Me: Awwwwwww...Isn't that great ma'am? I ship Bawn, too! :D
DJ's mom: *glares at me*
Me: Eep!